I am calling out all HOOKERS AND DRUG DEALERS ...I need a quick fix...

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I will take a 8 ball with a side of greens ..please make that 2.....dont be shy YO...BREAK ME OFF....hit my shit and I WILL fuck you up affraid

Truth is I am sick and tired of having too constantly repair my piece of shit Mustang...with all these mods it has become a nightmare....

It is too fast for the street ...I have lost to a few Gtr's and AMG's from traction issues.... attentionwhore

My girl hates riding in it...who the fuck would? It is noisy and uncomfortable and kinda is like driving around in a ROLLERCOASTER on wheels

Personally I want a AMG...why? It has class..it isnt made out of plastic and spray paint...it wasnt made on a monday or friday by drunk semi-retired retards....it has more then enough power and most importantly
I am tired of owning a Kiddie car ...at my age I should be driving a real man's car not a hopped up noisy White TRASH mobile....
Yes White Trash..thats me...I admit it...you can take the mustang out of the trailor park but not the trailor park outa the mustang...

So what have we learned from this thread? attentionwhore

1. Mustangs-Camaros-Corvettes are for White Trash
2. I am White Trash SINCE I own a car made by White Trash...
3. I want a AMG built by intelligent people not retards and PEDOPHILES...
4. My car is simply too fast and too uncool to own anymore...
5. My dick is really not that big... though pics at a certain angle will make you think otherwise
6. There is always a faster car that can whip your ass...infact there are a few remote control cars out there doing 0-60 in less then 2 sec.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE TO ONE OF THOSE?? I HAVE TWICE...and he was on just a Half a BATTERY PACK!!!!!!!!!so I FEEL like owning a fast car is just a way of saying "Fuck you and your oil spill...FILL MY FUCKING CAR UP WITH HIGH GRADE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!)
7. Make sure you smoke a FAT ASS SPLIFF right before you race ...because then you wont care of you lose or win...or if you get pulled over by the PIGS...you will just be CHILLIN like a VILLIAN ....YO
8. And last but not least...be safe guys...no jerking off while racing and no sticking shit up your assholes while racing either...I swear this will get you into an accident and you may hurt yourselves

Peace OUT Homies..... afro

8. ARE YOU SERIOUS? You read 1-7? you fucking idiots....... wtf

Intermidate Street Racer Number of posts : 296 Registration date : 2009-03-12

Hmm, my mom's E55 wasn't that impressive. Have you thought at all about Porsche?

LMAO at this nigg, some one is having some fun

STREET KING Number of posts : 1043 Registration date : 2009-07-29

damn Chris, are off the meds today? lol!

Subject: PORSHE WHAT? ARE you kidding? June 8th 2010, 6:05 pm

With a 100 shot-pulley and tune a E55 will run 132mph through ther 1/4....

WHAT PORSCHE does that with 4 doors and air conditioned seats?

LOL hell a S65 ...the most powerful engine put in a production car ...v12TT with a tune runs 126mph through the 1/4 WITH 4 people in it

FACT IS.... there will always be a faster car out there..WHO THE FUCK CARES...so why not drive in style and enjoy it...I hate driving my SLOWSTANG....it is right up there with getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by a 250lb. prisoner

WHAT PORSCHE does this? a 911? WHY a GTR will spank a 997 OVER AND OVER...

I am refering to AMG's because they are comfortable...CLASSY...COOL...RELIABLE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A SLEEPER WITH MORE POTENTIAL THEN MOST CARS BUILT RIGHT NOW....

Mods please delete this thread my brother is a dumb ass retard that's most likely high and jerking off in my office!

Wow bro. How old are you? And your still logging in your brothers accounts and doing stupid shit to it. Honestly grow the fuck up. It was funny the first time now it's just gay.

Subject: No dude....I am on June 8th 2010, 6:13 pm

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djdgk wrote:: Wow bro. How old are you? And your still logging in your brothers accounts and doing stupid shit to it. Honestly grow the fuck up. It was funny the first time now it's just gay.

He's 40 and has no life!

Professional Street Racer Number of posts : 625 Registration date : 2010-04-05

Wow your bro kicks u in the nuts weekly!!

STREET KING Number of posts : 1236 Registration date : 2009-01-30

SlowWhiteShelby's Brother 2: Chris 0

djdgk wrote:: Wow bro. How old are you? And your still logging in your brothers accounts and doing stupid shit to it. Honestly grow the fuck up. It was funny the first time now it's just gay.

you homosexual I'am calling you out on the spot right now on this exact subject.

You CLAIMED on a different site after you said something way to far past a joke, that "your brother" Rolling Eyes

typed that up not you.

THE FAIL

STREET KING Number of posts : 2395 Age : 32 Registration date : 2009-02-14

SlowWhiteShelby wrote:

djdgk wrote:: Wow bro. How old are you? And your still logging in your brothers accounts and doing stupid shit to it. Honestly grow the fuck up. It was funny the first time now it's just gay.

He's 40 and has no life!

Damn he has a GTR and AMG and hes still the 40 Year Old Virgin!?!?!? lol jk

STREET KING Number of posts : 1202 Registration date : 2009-03-09

owned!

STREET KING Number of posts : 1236 Registration date : 2009-01-30

looks like my admin powers have currently been disabled, looks like this thread might have to stay up for a little bit

-LthlGT500-

V6Chris wrote:

djdgk wrote:: Wow bro. How old are you? And your still logging in your brothers accounts and doing stupid shit to it. Honestly grow the fuck up. It was funny the first time now it's just gay.

you homosexual I'am calling you out on the spot right now on this exact subject.

You CLAIMED on a different site after you said something way to far past a joke, that "your brother" Rolling Eyes

typed that up not you.

THE FAIL

I'm not calling out chris lol I know it's his brother. My gay ass brother does the same exact shit when h comes him from college. My comment was directed to his brother you more-on.

first of all
More-on is STRICTLY ME, gfto w/that shit son. <internet rippin!!
next-your std feel out your pocket.
lastly-you typed that son on jdms, you're just not brave enough to admitt.
the last lastly- I'am #1

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PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD! MY BROTHER IS A HOMO! I changed my PW so he can't log on from my office.

V6Chris wrote:: first of all
More-on is STRICTLY ME, gfto w/that shit son. <internet rippin!!
next-your std feel out your pocket.
lastly-you typed that son on jdms, you're just not brave enough to admitt.
the last lastly- I'am #1

Yes you are the #1 dick rider. Congrats I got your trophy with me you can claim it at the meet tmw.

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Hey Guys You need to delete this Thread!!! Seriously

This Is Some Disrespectful Shit.

Someone Got Mad cuz he has two cars that one caused him over $100,000 with Tax, and the other one $80,000+tax and They are both Parked.LOL

Don't hate cuz your Brother has a $50,000 Dollar Car Made by Ford Companies that it already pulled trains on Both of your cars>>THE GTR and Your Tuned Modded TT V12 AMG Benz Bullshit car.

Even My 04 cobra will pull trains on both of your cars Jerkit

with 200HP less than Chris car .

Get a life Bro; Stay parked with your two over priced slow ass cars and let the fast car Rule the parked-ones. lol!

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Chris Brother>>You Need to figure out how to get Those REGATE Cars to get a second Faster before the Summer gets Here you Regate Bitch. or other wise Get your Self a GT500 If you Really wanna go Faster. lol!

STREET KING Number of posts : 1236 Registration date : 2009-01-30

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